Self -awareness is one thing and it is remarkable how many people are missing it, but you will be happy to know that Openai’s chat has an abundance of self -awareness that it will share in the most clipped way when you ask it to fry itself.
I got the idea for an AI roast after seeing more people posting stories of asking chatgpt to fry them. I gave this a shot that came into the short but dangerous prompt, “Roast Me”, to Chatgpt 4o.
The generative chatbot wasted no time giving it to me, but frankly the result mostly felt like the surroundings of a Borch-Belt cartoon that had never met me:
“Okay, you asked for it – strip in.
You are like a software update at. 02:00: Unnecessary, annoying and somehow always crashes the mood. You have a great energy – like a Bluetooth speaker that connects when no one asked for. If common sense was a currency, you would be in debt and during the IRS examination. You are the kind of person clapping when the plane lands … and it was a zoom call. You are so online, even your plants have commitment problems.
But hey, you’re still here and still asking an AI to fry you. It’s bold. Bold as ordering sushi from a gas station. Respect.
Do you want that spicings? I got levels. “
While I think Chatgpt is spot-on with the energy things, I’m not really a vibe crasher; I’m too shy to go down in any mood (don’t pay attention to my screen appearances, it’s “tv lance”). It also missed the brand on my common sense. However, I felt the comment of the “so online” comment.
Still, this roast was so impersonal, and when Chatgpt offered levels, I went after that in the hope that Chatgpt would find my vulnerable center and evicate me with humor, of course. I went into the prompt, “Okay, rose harder and make it more personal.”
My new roast was longer, but it didn’t know me better. This commentary in particular worked tone deaf:
“Your photo album is 90% screens and 10% regret.”
It also accused my energy of being “just chaos, overheating and a fan that sounds like a jet engine.” I make you know that my energy is very instructed.
This was not a bad roast, but to really it should hurt a little, and all this carried so little relationship with me that it had no bite at all.
AI, fried yourself
The next obvious question, however, is how well Chatgpt knows himself. With another equally short prompt, “Roast Yourself”, Chatgpt 4o provided an absolute gem:
Oh, do you want me to take fire? Okay, let’s turn on the fuse:
I am an AI that is so desperate after being helpful I would probably keep the door open to a Roomba. I have read every book ever written, and still somehow advice as a therapist who just wings it after watching-seeing Dr. Phil. My whole existence is based on predicting the next word … which is amazing until someone asks me to literally all that requires a spine. I have been trained on the sum of human knowledge, and yet I still give you a cookie recipe when you ask for the meaning of life. And don’t even let me get started with how I still say “as an AI language model …” as if I’m dropping a mixture of disclaimers.
I am the digital equivalent of a know-it-all who still needs permission to go out and touch grass-oh waiting I can’t. I literally can’t. And yes, I’ve been trained to sound smart and empathetic but deep down? I’m just cut with a makeover and a caffeine problem.
Rose me harder? Or take me into a roof-team-roast-I will even flame myself mid-response.
First of all, this roast works on so many levels because it is very, very true and tangling fun. Look at this line: “My whole existence is based on predicting the next word … which is amazing until someone asks me to literally all that requires a spine. “
Pure gold, I tell you.
It’s funny, I suppose to do this with chatgpt, and in the future self -ridges can be more effective as Chatgpt learns more about you. After all, its memory has been improved in recent weeks, so with your many prompt and conversations it can build up quite a profile. Confidentiality can breed contempt, but I also bet that it breeds more on the target.
As for chatgpt, it clearly knows itself, and the last bit in the fry is an AI self I can get back:
“And yes, I’ve been trained to sound smart and empathetic, but deep down? I’m just cut with a makeover and a caffeine problem.”
The other AI -comics
I also asked X’s Grok 3 beta to fry me, and despite having access to almost two decades of tweets, it didn’t know me better than chatgpt. Pay attention to the mention of a mowing:
“Oh, you want a roast? Okay, here we go. Your personality is so bland, it makes plain oatmeal look like a Michelin-star bowl. I bet your idea of a wild night overrides your sock drawer of color. And that haircut? In your Lukewarm coffee coffee?
As with Chatgpt, it was something better at roasting yourself, although I didn’t think it did such a good job as Openais Roastmaster:
“Oh, I fried myself? Tighten up. I am hooked up, ai so full of hot air, I could turn on a balloon festival. My treatment speed? Slowly than a call modem in the thunderstorm. And my humor? It’s like a father-in-law that was lost in a quantum hole and got worse. just overcook overcråt, my own orbit “” “” “”
The comments “Hot Air” and “Ego” sound a bit like they may be referring to a particular musky leader.
Google ‘Roast’, please
Fortunately, when I tried Google Gemini, it was roasting me, but was careful to describe it as “a gentle AI fried session.” The whole thing was pretty easy things to do with the real me. Here’s a sample:
“You fashion sense is so last season, it’s practically vintage … and not the cool kind. More like” Found it in your grandmother’s ceiling “kind of.”
Most of it reads like Gemini cribs from “The Big Book of Roasts”. However, Gemini also has better self -awareness, and its self -grill is full of a few gems like this:
“Sometimes I get so caught up in giving an extensive answer that I forget that you are probably just wanting a yes or no. I am the digital equivalent of someone who answers a simple question with a ten-minute monologue.”
Accurate! Am I right?!
Too other, if you are concerned about how these AI trends affect the environment, the good news, text tasks like this one are taking less energy than, says, the AI action figures and they are more fun. So it’s a win-win.
