Nikki Glaser pulls back the curtain on her Golden Globes hosting gig and the jokes that never made it to air.
During her appearance on SiriusXM’s The Howard Stern Showthe comedian admitted she had written a biting line about Sydney Sweeney but eventually scrapped it.
Glaser explained that the “too cruel” joke would have referred to Sweeney’s 2025 box office flop Christiea biography of boxer Christy Martin.
“Tonight is a night of celebration, but we can’t ignore that it’s a strange time in Hollywood,” Glaser recalled in the clip.
“People just don’t go to the theater to see things. If you don’t believe me, there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a le**ian just jumping around in little shorts for two hours and it made $14.”
Glaser revealed that other stars, including Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and Jonathan Bailey, also narrowly escaped her sharper material.
Pitt would have been teased for playing a race car driver at 62, Roberts for her film After the Huntand Bailey to be named People‘s Sexiest man alive.
Ultimately, Glaser said she cut those lines.
Despite the edits, Glaser still delivered a sharp set that kicked off Leonardo DiCaprio’s dating history and Timothée Chalamet’s stature.



